Psychological syndrome where you buy things you've never used, will never use or never use the amount you purchased before it goes bad but are completely happy about it.
"Why are you doing a new room addition?" "It is for the new spice rack because the 4 pound curry and turmeric jars I bought while suffering from Costco Syndrome won't fit in my kitchen. If I ever start enjoying the taste of either of those spices it will be great, got them at a phenomenal price!"
by T Giraffe December 20, 2018
Get the Costco Syndromemug. If your name is Kim and you are in a relationship with a black dude, you may suffer from this disease. Which is that if you haven’t been on FaceTime with him or haven’t seen him for more than a week, you may not be able to have any dreams at all. My advice is to call him immediately.
by Mr. Meann December 15, 2021
Get the No Dream Syndromemug. A disorder that affects a person's ability to think, feel, and behave clearly, episodes of mood swings ranging from depressive lows to manic highs. The exact cause of Salyers syndrome isn’t known, but a combination of genetics, environment, and altered brain structure and chemistry may play a role. It is believed to be a degenerative disease passed down through genetics caused by mass retardation. Typical people who suffer from this tend to have blond hair, are male, and have bad acne on their faces.
by Faggatronus Rex November 18, 2020
Get the Salyers Syndromemug. Unter Moblue-Syndrom versteht sich ein Streamer mit einer scheinbar antiproportionalen Viewer-zu-Chatter Aufteilung. Streamer, die unter dem Moblue-Syndrom leiden, finden sich oft mit 150 Zuschauern und 2 Chattern wieder. Dieses Phänomen, wenn auch nicht ganz so extrem ausgeprägt, konnte man zuvor häufig bei ASMR und Hot-Tub Streamern beobachten. Was genau das Moblue-Syndrom hervorruft ist bisher noch nicht ganz geklärt.
Sie hat 100 Viewer, aber irgendwie hat hier seit 4 Minuten niemand mehr geschrieben, außer "itmkoeln". Ich vermute sie leidet am Moblue-Syndrom.
by Anamnese March 23, 2022
Get the Moblue-Syndrommug. by Hippiechef July 25, 2016
Get the Bagel syndromemug. When a girl or woman can't keep a stable relationship because she's such a moronic socialite that she tells the whole world (especially her billions of friends) every neurotic detail that is supposed to be kept private and intimate between her and her partner. (ily stands for "I love you" but is said as "ill-ee")
I heard Dave broke up with her cuz he was fed up with her ily syndrome and only talking to her friends.
by gmmg April 26, 2016
Get the ily Syndromemug. cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
Get the Cocktail Sausage Syndromemug.