Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings
Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"
by N0th1ng September 30, 2023
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Cock eyed

Someone’s who’s eyes are looking in different directions.

Wether it’s by a bunch or not.
Person 1: Do I look cock eye.

Person 2: Yeah, just a tiny bit cock eyed
by Thousand measurement April 14, 2022
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Cock tail

The end result of a night at a gay bar
Dude the bear is looking for cock tails...
by EhmJay69 November 01, 2020
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Campbell Cocks

usually gay. the name cocks suggests it. loves a cock from the back, that’s why cocks is at the back of his name. is a gym bro and mad vesher. loves zaza. has a brain full of great ideas… wait shit ideas, probs coz it’s full of spider webs tbh.
see that emo goth dude? he’s definitely a campbell cocks
by ftguip May 20, 2023
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Campbell cock

When Penis is smaller the 1-inch
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cock bum

CUNNNNNT
by Graham ezzzzza October 30, 2019
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