Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Cock Veteran

A woman who is so experienced with many men's penises, that she could be called a veteran of cocks.

"Careful with her bro, I heard she's a Cock Veteran."

"Relax dude, I'm sure she's clean"

"How can you know if this her 100th tour of duty in the bedroom?"

by inferno(gamer) December 12, 2023

Cock

A cock is a rooster your DISGUTANG

Hey! Thats a pretty big cock!
Thanks I’ve had him since I was a baby, his name is Dick.

by ROOSTER GUARDIAN December 31, 2020

Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024

cock

The best tool creating by the blacksmith saymon singleton where he made a metal cock which evolution gave the superior species real cocks.

thats a nice cock you got there.

my bf has a huge cock, wanna see.

by Miistake1 April 14, 2022

armadillo cock

brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.

he has an armadillo cock

by bradysbeast11 December 12, 2023

Schrodinger's Cock

A cock that is neither small nor big until it is whipped out

"The schrodinger's cock on that guy is insane"

by Pider-Myn January 29, 2022