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SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome)

Here’s the situation. You have this chick over and you about to eat some flounder. As she becomes moist, you then realize she has SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). You can either tell her your stomach hurts and fish will just irritate it, or you can man up and say you gotta drop a massive dookster and will be right back. You proceed to go to the bathroom and eat a dead bat that you’ve been storing for a situation like this. You will instantly contract COVID-19 and lose all smell and taste. Now get back out there and enjoy a nice filet-o-fish.
T-Bone: Yo broski, what’s on the menu tonight?

Big Queasy: Well I was gonna eat some salmon with my wife, but the fish I been having lately just don’t taste right..

T-Bone: Hmmm.. sounds like a case of SOS (Stanky Oozing Syndrome). I’ll tell you what if you need any dead bats, just go to Shitty Noodle Factory. My boy Ching Ming Wang can hook you up with some fresh COVID-19 in no time. Then that “salmon” will just taste like nothing.

Big Queasy: Thanks T-Bone. I knew there was a reason we were friends. I will hit up the SNF for dinner tonight. I hear they have great dinner specials.
by Stoney69 April 23, 2021
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Joey Aquinde Syndrome

When you dick ride the best team in sports.
After the patriots won, Frank came down with the Joey Aquinde syndrome.
by Bran671 January 15, 2018
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Schumer Syndrome

When one of your boys thinks they’re a comedic genius, but really a lame ass cornball. Just like Amy Schumer.
“We got a floater
So funny , gang u need to test for Schumer Syndrome
by Ahhhh12345 November 17, 2025
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Slender Syndrome

When a person is quiet when they walk. This usually leads to the person with Slender syndrome to scare the living hell out of any unsuspecting victim who doesn't hear them coming.
Person 1- Dude, that girl over there scared the hell out of me the other day.

Person 2- How? She looks so innocent and nice.
Person 1- She has Slender Syndrome. She's innocent and nice but quiet as hell. Watch your back.
by MotherDandy May 23, 2016
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First Chair Syndrome

(band) It's when an instrument is frequently super sharp.
"You all have First Chair Syndrome, pull out from your barrel 1st clarinets.".
by blep5607 October 20, 2025
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Leo syndrome

Leo syndrome is a serious condition where your penis gets so small it goes inside you and then your rectum explodes

And Kristy gets shot in the head by a meatball
Luke: my FUCKING DICK IS SO SMALL

Mia: I know you have leo syndrome
by Big big Dave March 30, 2019
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Post Mexico Syndrome

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 9, 2019
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