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Cock of Disappointment (Cod)

Description: Antonym – opposite of CoPD.
• Parameters:
o Opposite response from female who has experienced CoPD.
o Missing one (1) or more of the CoPD triad which consists of the following:
 Length
 Girth
 And, incredible natural; albeit almost brutal; stamina.
• Hours of duration – when you can honestly say you have five (5) or more hours of orgasm delivering stamina.
o Premature ejaculators.
o If the female has not had at least ten (10) vaginal, anal, clitoral, or combined orgasms.
o Disparaging remarks from the female:
 “Where is it?”
 “Are you in?”
 “Seriously?!”
 “Oh HELL no!”
 “What do you mean you’re done?”
Once you have had Cock of Pelvic Destruction (CoPD), you will never want a Cock of Disappointment (Cod) again.
by General Buck Turgidson September 24, 2017
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Black cock in the ass

Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*
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Cock Wash

To wash another with your own wet cock.
1) “I’m gonna wash the shit out of you with my cock.”

2) “You wanna get cock washed you fucking asshole?”

3) “Keep talking like that and you’re about abut to get cock washed.”

4) “The utilities are 2 days days over due and I gotta pay $5.72 for a late fee? You wanna get a cockwashing in the mouth?”
by PurplePenisPumpernickle August 18, 2021
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Cock and balls

Hey did you see timmy grabbing Mike's cock and balls?!
by Walker1233456 November 24, 2021
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The Year of the Cock

Quote by Lord Shen from Kung Fu Panda 2 refering to the sexual practice of touching a different cock every day.
-Hey, she a baddie?

-Dude, she be doin The Year of the Cock
-Oooh, she a mad bitch tho
by Mr.VOfficial June 5, 2023
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Cock block

Someone who prevents another person from getting some cock.
Sue!! Yes Mel. What do you think you’re doing? I’m trying to pick up that Dutch sailor and you keep cock blocking me. What tha fuck??
by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018
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Cock

A cock is a rooster your DISGUTANG
Hey! Thats a pretty big cock!
Thanks I’ve had him since I was a baby, his name is Dick.
by ROOSTER GUARDIAN December 31, 2020
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