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Spectator Syndrome

Spectator Syndrome is when you do nothing with your life.

You just spectate other people and kind of take it day by day.

Days and days go by and not much has changed.

You talk about the things you want to achieve and dream of, but don't actually take opportunities or seek change.

You live on "some day isle"

Some day I'll do this..

Some day I'll do that..
Person 1: I started going to the gym, you should come with me.

Person 2: Yeah, some day I'll come, not now, I'm a bit busy now.

*1 year later*

Person 1: I'm starting a business, why don't you start a business?

Person 2: Yeah I actually want to start a business, I was telling my brother about that the other day, hopefully I'll start soon.

Person 1: You know what? I think you're suffering from Spectator Syndrome.

Person 2: What?! No I don't!
by FALQA July 29, 2024
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Hadfield Syndrome

When an adolescent male in his first year at uni overcompensates for his shit football skills and poor grafting technique by making a football team so he can be "player-manager"
Did you hear about the new football team Sam started? Clearly he's got Hadfield Syndrome!
by Hadfield Syndrome February 3, 2022
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B syndrome

When a very beautiful or gorgeous highschool girl only dates guys from her highschool that happen to be the fuggliest people around but she swears they are attractive.
Girl 1: “Omg did you see who Annelise is dating??”
Girl 2: “Wait is it that really ugly guy from 3rd period”

Girl 1: “yessss her standards are in the depths of hell”
Girl 2: “she could do so much better like she looks like a model
Girl 1: “she has a case of b syndrome”
by rerebae101 September 3, 2023
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nude syndrome

The person with this disease needs nudes from partner or the will die
Babe the doctor said I have Nude syndrome!
Ok, I’ll send some and videos right now.

Thank you are a life saver. I love you!
by Dr. G Johnson October 24, 2019
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Castlemore Syndrome

Consistent withdrawal symptoms that results in a strong desire to leave a community while simultaneously criticizing and voicing opinions about the community.
"I've moved on from RISK, it's a children's lego game; but I play RISK most days and I intend on DMing every Senior Administrator my idea for changing the rules."
"Oh, he has Castlemore Syndrome."
by albert barnett October 21, 2021
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November syndrome

A term used to refer to the challenges that politicians face in governing during the period leading up to an election.
The politicians are experiencing November syndrome trying to control the minds of the people.
by The Ferocious Whomper February 15, 2023
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Flimsy Hand Syndrome

Someone with the hand and wrist strength of a toddler.
A medical condition one develops as they age, elderly people are often found with this unfortunate syndrome.
"Destinee threw one punch and her entire knuckle swelled up!"
"Ahh, that's Flimsy Hand Syndrome for you."
by KayKairi May 29, 2017
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