by BigMan7362089 July 19, 2023
Get the sexmug. Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.
“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”
by GoodinBed November 12, 2024
Get the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jammug. Hello, are you here to get wet on creep’s fake stories? well don’t I have just the thing for you, it’s called FUCKING OFF.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
(Lesbian sex is when 2 woman have intercourse)
Lesbians are real people, they breathe and walk just like every other person on earth. They are not something to get wet on, back the fuck off. I have friends who get victimised for being a certain sexuality because of a shit stereotype. If you are going to get wet off this crap, please break your device and find a job, a real job instead of thinking that lesbians are people you can crush under your feet for being lgbtq.
Yours sincerely,
Your friendly neighbourhood asexual.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
Get the Lesbian sexmug. by :\mell:( September 25, 2022
Get the sexmug. When dudes only think about sex until they or they bodies to decide to die because properly having sex constantly or thinking about every minute until death.
by Dr. Deloris February 11, 2024
Get the Sex Sick Malesmug. " Oh dear-i'm about to cum, *bang bang* harder!!" " mom, can you stop wrestling so loud with the neighbor? me and stepsis are trying to sleep" " yes darling go have sex with her and leave mommy alone *ungh*"
by StarFire#7158 on Discord March 16, 2022
Get the sexmug. He slammed her onto the table to have sex with her… He totally shoved his entire dick in her vagina!
by Imcomin4u June 9, 2022
Get the Sexmug.