evil new hampshire

the webcomic xkcd made a joke map of the united states on december 15, 2023 where it had 64 states. at first glance it looks correct because all the noticeable states (california, texas, florida, michigan, maine, maryland, etc.) are there but when you look closely you realize a bunch of extra look-alike states have been added. most of them are just wyoming and colorado clones in the western part of the country, but one of them is next to new hampshire. people have dubbed it "evil new hampshire."

have you seen the 64 states map by xkcd? it has states like evil new hampshire, central carolina, aren't kansas, and newer mexico.

by connecticut 765 June 16, 2025

Occum’s hammer

The explanation that requires the fewest challenges to mediating position
(A play on ‘when your only tool is a hammer, you see everything as nails)
Plus a hammer is blunt and at the opposite end of precision to a razor.

Rob: the health service is broken because it’s woke
Rob: the prisons are broken because of woke
Rob: schools are broken because they’re woke
Rob: I can’t get a girlfriend because woke

Me: boy, that rob sure does like to swing occum’s hammer

by eddie would go June 21, 2025

OPERATION MIDNIGHT HAMMER

Wait for your girl to be fully asleep, then gently slide in her, undetected, giving her the ol' Bunker-Buster. Once the payload has been delivered, shout-out the code words "The Ham is in the Sammich", signifying the mission is complete.

I pulled off Operation Midnight Hammer with the ol' lady last night, and gave her the ol' Bunker-Buster.

by El Guapo Blanco June 22, 2025

Pulling a hamr

When you lie to your girlfriend about cutting off your ex/friends she doesn't like

Person 1: Oh my god! He was texting his ex boyfriend the whole time we were dating!
Person 2: What the hell? He was really pulling a hamr on you there!

by eyvone November 12, 2025

QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster )

a hamster that loves celery and withholds the power of mpreg and yaoi. aka perfection in real time

'' YOOOOO QPH ( quarter-pounder-hamster ) IS THE GOAT!! ''

by qph servant November 18, 2025

a loose hamster always coughs twice

old timey saying, another way of saying “that’s just how it goes”.

farmer: “awe darn, my hay bales just up and bailed on me.”
farmer’s milk cow: “well you know what they say, a loose hamster always coughs twice”

by firerose222 December 28, 2025

The artisnal hamburger

When one takes one's penis and folds it down in between one's testicles, then bends /turns it and forms what resembles a hamburger.

I walked into the room and that mother fucker had his dick and balls formed into the artisnal hamburger and was shaking it at me.

by Claudeguy January 24, 2026