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TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.
OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.
by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020
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Cock tosser

For when cock, or just tosser, or even wanker isn’t harsh enough... Like the difference between “dick” and “prick,” “cock tosser” allows for an even punchier pronunciation, so feel free to lay the disdain on thick.

It’s also a necessary distinction from “tosser” alone since unlike its at first synonymous-appearing counterpart - “wanker” - “tosser” typically means incompetent or inept. “Cock tosser” helps bring clarity.
“Urgh, Ryan? Lock the door next time! I don’t need to see you cock tossing you cock tosser!”

“Sorry Mum! I’m nearly finished.”

May also be used in a playful, or even complimentary expression, depending on context.

E.g. “Clifford’s getting tail left and right. Damn, he must be an amazing cock tosser; here’s hoping he gives me tips.”
by Bi like a bicycle August 24, 2019
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dadliest cock

Name you give to someone's cock that you think look like your dad's
Girl 1: Wow, this is a huge cock... It reminds me of my dad
Guy: Thanks
Girl 2: Yeah, he got the dadliest cock ever
by SυιfΛrΙΘΠs--LΞ-VΞLυ November 15, 2017
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Cock gleam

The glisten on a penis caused by vaginal fluid.
As Sir Hemingworth neared the peak of his pleasure, he withdrew at the last moment, his desire surging like a tide against the shore. In the golden morning light of the Quantocks, his glistening length stood proud, a sword of passion poised above Lady Buchanon’s heaving bosom. The slick cock gleam upon him caught the sun’s glow, like Excalibur itself, majestic, potent, and honking like a fish mongers cuff
by Joe Smiff February 16, 2025
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YEP cock

The image of the Anthropomorfic Frog Pepe smiling to a word used to describe male genitalia
YEP cock is used in various contexts at twitch chats such as when a person mentions or show something slightly similiar to a dick.
Streamer: This is such dogshit, it shouldnt had happened, what a cock
Viewer: YEP cock
by Henrik QY December 26, 2021
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spaghetti cock

Flaccid penis that hangs like melting string cheese or overdone spaghetti
Ex: Superman has the grossest spaghetti cock I've ever seen!
by SupermanTyga May 25, 2014
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Minnesota Stomp Cock

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.
by Ryan9877654 March 31, 2021
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