cock flocking

A place where there is an extreme ratio of men to women Synonym for sausage fest.

I went out last night but didn't meet any women because of the cock flocking at the bar.

by chew jo April 6, 2014

Cock pancake

Pancake with a rooster

I love cock pancakes!

by Mm.lol.pablo April 20, 2017

Rotating Cock

when your cock starts rotating and you start floating into the air like a fucking helicopter

OH GOD I HAVE A ROTATING COCK OH FUCK
(this person then flew up into the air and was never seen again)

by choco (real!) January 20, 2023

cock pips

Jelly-like lumps found in semen, that kind of sting a little but in a tantalising manner.

"Have you ever came jelly after not whacking off after a few days?"
"Yeah bro, I shoot cock pips most Sundays!"

by art_n_sex June 7, 2017

Criss cross apple cock

This is a sex position where the man sits behind the woman crossing there legs around them and fucking them

Chad fucked Megan in criss cross apple cock

by Chodrick May 10, 2018

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 5, 2021

shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008