Dickfart Syndrome

An STD

Basically when you’re fucking her in the ass and she farts on your dick

“Hey man what’s wrong?”
“That bitch gave me Dickfart Syndrome smh”

by emmieaesthetic June 23, 2021

Den Syndrome

Den Syndrome is both combinations of the Iris Syndrome and Mayu Syndrome. Once the person misspelled a word in there sentence there next text would get worst over and over again until they stop texting.

Person: What’s that?
Person 2: Its my molk sheke
Person: Do you mean Milk Shake?
Person 2: Yrdh O neam m7lj sh3k@
Person: Nice Den Syndrome

by Z e n i s d u m b December 2, 2020

Seahorse Syndrome

When your anaconda becomes a vaccum attachment and the male is impregnated with the females egg or eggs. A process by which the man becomes pregnant and acts like a total bitch.

She said that aint my kid, yah Seahorse Syndrome motherf...r, look at it doesn't look anything like me, look it's skin tone is even different!! I don't know who you were screwing but this bitch ain't that bitch, is that clear, ok, have a GOOD DAY! And tautau for now and maybe forever on your down there, green eggs and ham.

by PistolwhipnWillie November 8, 2020

Cow dick syndrome

When a persons skin has pale and brown spots like a dairy cow. The medical term is vitiligo.

The UFC homosexual Fighter Melquizael Costa has a Skin Disease. Does He Suffer From cow dick syndrome?

by Butt cleavage January 21, 2023

mods member syndrome

The lack of any reading comprehension abilities. The inability to understand basic sentences/phrases. Exhibited primarily by members of the Mathematical Olympiads Discord Server (MODS).

“Hey do you have the solution to potd 420?”
“Oh you mean the dishes? Yeah I just washed them”
“What?”
“Oh sorry mods member syndrome. I read it wrong lol”
“Wait actually now reading your message again, I think ur right! That is a great solution!”
“Oh I see that you’re a fellow MODS member as well :)”

by MODS_Librarian July 14, 2023

Ross Geller Syndrome

Someone who has the uncontrollable urge to say something emotional at a wedding, funeral or other similar event.

He suffers from Ross geller syndrome.

by Catgut November 11, 2022

Refeeding syndrome

When an individual has completed a full meal and immediately proceeds to eat yet another meal.

Angelo: Titus used to be really fit, but he's kind go on the heavier side.
Justin: Yeah, I can't believe he was the head of the varsity jousting team just last year and now he's begging people for snacks. Refeeding syndrome is no joke.

by pseudohumorcerebri May 13, 2018