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Slaphead sex pest

1. When you shave someone’s head to skullfuck them shortly after.

2. A bald horny man.
Rose “ You’re not romantic anymore!”

Aidan “I’ll shave your head and skullfuck you!”

“Don’t forget I’m a slaphead sex pest.”
by Gill destroyer April 6, 2025
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Sex story

Please go through with my handle~
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again, thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again. Best sex story ever? You horny now?
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Sex story

Please go through with my handle~

thrusting his cock in and out my pussy until I feel a sticky liquid run into me making me stop. Oh god I cummed he tells me I said, I know, your turn. He goes again, up and down faster faster until I have an orgasm, we’re both shivering with pleasure when he stops. We eventually get to sleep, soaked and still dripping, gripping eachother, me on his dick him with his finger on my clit, and when we wake up, we do it all over again.
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Me : If I lie down here, will you hump me?
You : Maybe...?
Me : -Lies down-
You : -Stabs your 10 inch penis into my throbbing vigina and mover upand down quickly as you push harder and harder into me-
Me : OHHH AHHHHHH HARDER FASTERR!!!! IM GONNA CUMM!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Plz do!
A story of sexual intercourse, usually resulting in the reader becoming horny. Here’s my sex story:
We run upstairs to my bedroom, both knowing what to do. We reach the bedroom and jump under the quilt. Whilst there, we take our clothes off and peek under the covers, jeez his cock is huge, I thought. He starts fingering me, rubbing at my clit, getting faster and faster until I moan with pleasure. He stops and goes inside me making me moan even louder. OH GOD HARDER FUCK ME HARDER I scream. He starts thrusting and thrusting, faster, faster OH OH OH I moan while this goes on, he’s moaning quietly too. Then I scream, OH GOD IM CUMMING and he tells me his dick is soaked. I tell him to stop and we roll over, my turn. I start slowly, gradually faster and faster until we both moan so hard the neighbours hear us. I cum again,
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Hillbilly Sex

Sex involving rurally isolated, filthy, morbidly obese, bad odor smelling people with rotting teeth and breath usually found in the southern parts of the US. Not to be confused with "sweet home alabama sex" but the two go often hand in hand.
Travis: "Bubba, just looking at you I can see you are the product of hillbilly sex"
by TheToesKnows April 13, 2025
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Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.
Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.

Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025
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Sex Playlist

A go to list of sex positions you can use when you want to pull out all the stops in the bedroom.
Jaylen: My girlfriend told me the reason why Danielle broke up with her boyfriend because he was a straight up missionary man.

Jamar: Yeah she told me the same thing. So, I used a few moves from my sex playlist on her.
by Starving Artist246 April 13, 2025
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Who, What, When, Where, Why And How Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Sex Robles No Life Yes Maybe <343>
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