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cock mongler

anyone who sucks willy up like a black hole
james; that girl is a cock mongler
laura; yeah my cock got mongled
by philputsthedindan April 10, 2018
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Cock

Something big / small and can be sticked in and out a womens coochie
Ima stick my small / big cock in your vagina
by Bigmonkeydaddya_123 May 20, 2022
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Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A rare individual. When found in its true from, it manages to combine qualities of the bitch, the blabbermouth, and the cum dumpster in a veritable shitstorm of evil. The cock-juggling thunder cunt is in fact so evil, that it transcends the plane of the urban, and lives on the plane of the spiritual. Spiritually speaking, it is akin to if Satan douched out his vagina and then left the contents of his vaginal douche in the fridge for like a month and a half, because Satan's a big asshole and would do that kinda thing, even though it would mean all the butter and yogurt in there would start to smell like douche and you'd have to throw it out because he didn't even have the common sense to open up another thing of baking soda because i know there's already one in there but he know's it's old. The cock-juggling thunder cunt should be avoided at all costs. A friend or relative beginning an intimate or sexual relationship with a cock-juggling thunder cunt requires strict measures of spiritual salvation including, although not limited to, "Dude, what the fuck? Alright, come on out with us tonight, we're gonna get you LAID." If you yourself encounter a cock-juggling thunder cunt, call her out as one, then jingle any loose change you have in your pockets as a distraction and back away slowly. If she corners you, just remember her fatal weaknesses: that all of her friends hate her, the combination of Sex in the City and Edy's Cookies and Cream, and of course, cock juggling.
“I hate bartending beside that cock juggling thunder cunt

“I just broke up with one of those cock juggling thunder cunts”
by Katalyna October 8, 2021
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Wookie cocked

1.Getting your ass handed to you by a Wookie in any Star Wars game.

2.In any shooter, watching your body explode from the grenade you saw coming...too late.
Player 1 sees Player 2 running at them throwing a grenade.
Player 1, most likely a noob, makes the mistake of running towards Player 2.
Player 1 realizes too late that the grenades are deadly.
Player 2 exclaims:"You just got wookie cocked by "enter name".

*Works best if character's name is Long Shlong Silver.
**Works even better if Player 2 is a Wookie.
by The one named Bo December 13, 2008
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cock chock

chock in the shape of a cock that cums when being used
bro i just got some new cock chock lets do some drawing
by EEEFIN January 25, 2023
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Cock ass clenches

Put a 10kg bumble on cock and clench asshole to get a more defined dick.
I just did some cock ass clenches
by Ahh daddy 9000 September 20, 2021
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cock bastard

by flakis January 17, 2009
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