cock

synonym for dick, penis, and ding dong mainly used by guys who watch too much porn

Guy: I have a big cock!
Everyone else: Just say dick bro how long r u on the hub??

by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

Fuck off my cock

When someone keeps arguing with you this is how to tell them that you want them to "fuck off", or when you are immediately turned off because of what your partner said during sex

"Omg you are so cringe!"

"Fuck off my cock"

by Cringemomentfacts4 August 13, 2022

cock muncher

someone who munches on cocks

hey look at that cock muncher over there just munching that guys nob off

by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024

cock

ur dick

daniel: ayo nice cock

george: ty uwu

by urmomskiss July 29, 2021

Cock Pilgrimage

Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.

"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."

"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"

by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013

Dog cock

A dogs penis.

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.

by The dog cocker August 26, 2019