Wobble-Cocked

By the time Neil was finished with his drink he was so wobble-cocked that he tried to buy a drink for the cop at the bar. And then he pissed himself.
by johne55 August 06, 2012
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Cock complex

The term "cock complex" refers to a psychological condition where individuals persistently believe that others are excessively fixated on their genitalia, particularly the penis, despite lacking substantial evidence to support such perceptions
FreeFra constantly thinks people in QCON are on his dick. Cock complex
by agran March 22, 2024
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Cock Wife

- A married individual who prefers the feminine term 'wife' who is in possesion of a massive (metaphorical or physical) cock (genitalia or animal).
'Hey, have you met Jasmine yet? She 100% radiates big dick energy.'
'Yeah, she's a total cock wife.'
by Sillyahh November 12, 2023
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cock wife

1. any person who is made of cocks or who was born with or had extra cocks added surgically. 2. any woman who has all holes filled all the time. 3. an ignorant person.
jimmy:i just figured out my girlfriend was a cock wife. tommy: ewww what a whore
by greenday0398 September 21, 2008
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cock sucking motherfucker

my brother is such a cock sucking motherfucker
by dickinyourbooty October 01, 2021
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glocking my cock

Another term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, but especially for gun nuts.
Person 1: What did you last night?
Person 2: I was glocking my cock. 🔫
by Cape Horn November 10, 2018
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Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit

The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
Hey Mike! You're a Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit!
by PitifulIris April 03, 2021
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