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Mockhome Syndrome

A variation on Stockholm Syndrome that specifically occurs within the population of reality show contestants forced to live in a fake mansion without contact with the outside world.

Symptoms include referring to competitors as "family," and completely forgetting you're never going to see them again, and thinking romances will last forever.
Man, I can't believe Julie thinks Jake actually likes her. She's got Mockhome Syndrome.
by Yeggo January 21, 2024
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Rosen Syndrome

First coined in Toronto, ON, Canada in 2024 following another Toronto Maple Leafs first round exit from the NHL playoffs, Rosen Syndrome has been defined as having a perpetual loyalty to a sub-par sports team and a belief that said team is consistently on the edge of glory.
Poor Jordan refuses to accept the Toronto Maple Leafs will never win another Stanley Cup. His positivity is unfounded he's been diagnosed with Rosen Syndrome.
by anonymous June 19, 2024
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Blue Brain Syndrome

Blue Brain Syndrome (BBS) is a condition where someone has dyed their hair so many times that the chemicals seep through their skull, staining their brain a vivid hue, most commonly a vibrant blue due to its popularity. This leads to erratic, unhinged behavior, as the dye allegedly messes with their neural wiring.

It’s theorized that certain colors, especially blue, amplify the erratic behavior more than others, turning the afflicted into walking proof hair dye can lobotomize you faster a TikTok binge.

BBS began appearing in the early 2020s, when "influencers" started acting like they were auditioning for a reboot of Jackass after their fifth dye job.
After dyeing her hair electric blue for the third time this month, Karen started yelling at her toaster for “disrespecting her vibes.”

Kyle’s Blue Brain Syndrome had him gluing himself to a Tesla charging station, claiming the cars were “sucking the soul out of Mother Earth’s electric ley lines.”

My sister’s got Blue Brain Syndrome so bad she tried to pay for her Starbucks with a crystal she claimed was “charged with lunar energy.”

These Tesla protesters with Blue Brain Syndrome are straight-up performance art at this point. You’ve got people with blue hair acting like they’re starring in a low-budget apocalypse flick, waving sage bundles and screaming about Elon’s secret plan to colonize their aura. I saw one chick with a blue ponytail trying to “hex” a Model 3 by keying pentagrams on the hood... like, lady, that’s not activism, that’s a midlife crisis with extra steps.
by Idiocracy is a Prophecy April 22, 2025
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Missy Elliot syndrome

When someone who is obese loses weight, but thier features, particularly thier facial features are more suited to when they were fat.
Have you seen nicola lately? She's been on those injections, lost loads of weight.
Oh christ ye, she got missy Elliot syndrome though. Looked better before.
by Cro88 August 12, 2025
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Cocktail Sausage Syndrome

cocktail sausage syndrome (CSS) is the shrinkage of the penis after cocaine consumption , resulting in a cocktail sausage sized, shriveled Willy.

CSS is caused by a process called "vascoconstriction" . This narrows blood vessels in such places as the penis and other areas. The ability to urinate cannot be affected or caused by CSS but rather, the vasopressin hormone released from the cocaine . This affects the kidneys water retention rate.
That sniff is strong, I've cocktail sausage syndrome.
by Preacher59 December 15, 2018
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BLACK AIR FORCE SYNDROME

a deadly virus. When one white air force accidentally steps on a black air force, the black air force will be infected with the black air force syndrome. The infected will stomp on every shoe they see, Jordans, Nike, everything. Creasing every shoe on its path.
chigga: "ching chong omg he has the black air force syndrome"
chigga 2: "ching chong yeah lets avoid him"
by Dr, Sol October 6, 2024
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Carly Syndrome

The willingness to do fuck all, no aspiration to work and rely solely on others.
Wow what a day, I’ve done fuck all and yet I’m so tired…I must have ‘Carly Syndrome
by SluzzCentral October 12, 2025
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