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Johnny Big Cock

Girl 1: “My bff blew Chad the other night and apparently his dick was so big she had a hard time getting it all the way in there”
Girl 2: “ Wow, I wouldn’t have expected Chad to be a Johnny Big Cock”
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Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.
“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”
by Joku Bateman April 20, 2022
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25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.
1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.
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cock apron

A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.
by Polish bike rider March 26, 2016
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Convoy Cock

When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!

Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
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Nigger cock

A guy that used his penis to cheats on his girlfriend, or wife with a lot of women, and have sex with another guy’s girlfriend, or wife.
Jamal has a nigger cock because he cheats all the time.
by LinkxPeach May 17, 2025
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