Pussy cock

When your dick is so tiny it looks like a fucking pussy

Yo tryna suck ma dick yerrr got you g, yo your dick so small that shit look like a pussy cock

by Fuck nigga smelly dick February 09, 2020

Nose Cocking

This is when you wear your COVID facemask in a manner that covers only your mouth but leaves your nose hanging out. This is in reference to Shirt Cocking, a pre-pandemic term.

Wow, I just went to the pharmacy to get hand sanitizer and half the idiots in the line were nose cocking! Got out of there as fast as possible.

by JH212 January 26, 2022

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 05, 2021

Cooked cock

A cooked cock is when you cook your cock you only know it is cooked when it starts to sizzle

I have a cooked cock yurrr

by Brendan haith November 10, 2020

Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.

That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.

by MST3K I like November 11, 2021

Cock before Frock

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.

Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"

by officialzemos September 17, 2015

Natty Cock

Like whiskey dick, natty cock is the straight opposite of horny.

Dude I have natty cock I can't even imagine getting with anyone tonight!

by Og washing Machine March 06, 2021