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Alarm Cock

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp
by Quaxo March 17, 2016
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Luxury Cock

A rich man's lipid penis; a rich man's fat cock.
X: "I heard Z's got a Luxury Cock."
Y: "What the fuck is a 'Luxury Cock'?"
by BLZ_SK May 10, 2021
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Cock sock

Anything you put your cock in to keep it warm.
Her asshole made an excellent cock sock to keep me Willy warm.
by Paul Merr August 19, 2018
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Chinese cock trap

An act when 2 men put their cocks inside each end of a Chinese finger trap. They move back and forward causing the finger trap to jerk them off and to make them touch cock tips.
Hey guys, I just say the janitor and the math teacher doing a Chinese cock trap in the bathroom!
by Militaryman2002 May 11, 2016
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Chronic Big Cock

A double-edged disease which develops when a male carries both recessive alleles from their parents during pregnancy. This disorder is extremely rare as only 20 people are annually diagnosed with the symptoms which include, but not limited to;

-Gigantic Penis

One of the first recorded cases was from a young boy in Albania. It was reported that he first noticed the symptoms when his friend told him to turn around, resulting in his Chronic Big Cock (CBC) hitting him directly in the tempol. 3 days later, the young child that took the severe 'slap' was buried in a closed casket ceremony.
Wow life must be very difficult with your chronic big cock
by miloonc0kefan January 3, 2021
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PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
by 214B May 18, 2023
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