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sex god

An utterly unbelievably sexy man that it is impossible to keep your panties up around. He's the whole damn package, sexy, smart, funny, the sweetest weirdo you'll ever meet who's adorable af.
my boyfriend archie is a sex god pwarrr.
by locked locket June 30, 2018
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Sex like real

A phrase commonly said in pornographic advertisements in a attempt to convince the viewer that their service (normally a video game) has realistic sex scenes
Ad: “our game has sex like real!”
Viewer: skips
by Plehy August 18, 2021
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baki sex

Something that makes no sense, or has no context or meaning behind it.
Yesterday I observed some baki sex. A guy ran up to me, pulled down his pants, and said "kiss it". He was, of course, referring to his ps3 playstation.
by allah_himself June 10, 2024
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sex

sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse.
"My parents had sex last night..."
"that must be rough knowing that man
by Dana the doctor February 20, 2022
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Sex

when (if dick and pussy) the dick is stuffed into the ass / pussy or (pussy and pussy) the pussy is usually licked and they make out naked or lastly (dick and dick) the dick is stuffed in the ass
(dick + pussy) Jacob and Ellie were both 15 but both still virgins but they loved eachother. One day, Jacob went to ellies house and the got bored and jacob asked if she wanted to have sex. She accepted and jacob took out his dick and ellie started licking it and sucking it. Later ellie took of her shirt and jacob was sucking on her titties. Later they started getting naughty and jacob pulled down ellies pants and licked her tight pussy. jacob put his dick in without warning and she moaned really loudly. later on, cum filled ellies pussy (from jacobs dick) and shot all over her carpet. they slept with jacobs dick in ellies pussy for the whole night
by helloimholly November 16, 2021
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BTS Barrel Sex

The BTS Barrel Sex is where a male takes a female and ‘creampies’ them and than ejaculates on the females chest, 20 mc donalds nuggets are than brought to the bed and than one nugget is shoved in every end of the female, the male will proceed to creampie while you shove nuggets in her mouth until she is full, the remaining nuggets are than dipped in the cum on her chest and eaten by the female, after she has eaten the make than has to take all of the nuggets out of her and save them for supper. at supper you need to take your barrel and the make will receive a blowjob in the barrel while the eating nuggets. the task is not done until the barrel has been filled with internal fluids.
Hey Girl wanna preform BTS Barrel Sex
by Koooolllll kiddddd June 13, 2021
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Snake Sex

1. Inserting a penis into a snake.

2. Inserting a snake into an oriface for the intent of pleasuring oneself.
“Hey, why are you talking weird?”

“I tried to do snake sex and the python bit me.”
by #( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 5, 2018
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