Old Man Winter

While in the midst of performing cunnilingus, the act of forcefully exhaling into a woman's vaginal canal. Peforming an Old Man Winter will often cause the recipient to experience sudden and violent vaginal flatulence.

Dude, I did an Old Man Winter on my girlfriend last night. She queefed immediately and then slapped me.

by poorlygrownbeard November 20, 2010

sexual man hands

Unusually long, elegant and artistic fingers and hands, disproportionate in size to a man's height. Can evoke sexual fantasies in women; often viewed as an indicator of penis length. First used to describe the hands of guitarist Aaron North (Buddyhead, Nine Inch Nails, The Icarus Line).

She can't stop staring at that dude's sexual man hands.

by veryblonde January 4, 2009

sexiest man alive

one who sits around lookin at playboys while eatin slim jims

Philip Gevese is the sexiest man(but first u have to bail him out of jail where he gained 50 lb. off of bread and water)

by Shmu June 2, 2004

magic pretzel man

the man with the magic pretzel

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!

by jesus April 2, 2003

3 letter man

Actually when writing a word whose pronunciation begins with a vowel you must seperate it with an N. As does the pronunciation of "Ef."

"Yea ksafj is an offended Ef A...Gee he has herpes in the mouth?" "Yes he is a scabby mouth fag."

by Prof. Dick Poopless June 28, 2003

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under six feet tall with ambiguous genitalia

Bob got overly furious after I accidently spilled my Charbay on his head. He has a bad case of short man syndrome.

by anon dot June 15, 2006

one man wolfpack

word used in The Hangover. is what a ratard would say

you are now part of my one man wolfpack

by KyleXxX March 29, 2010