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Mummy Cock

When you realy don't feel like taking a shower after having intercourse, but your cock is still wet with vag secretions, you go to the bathroom and wrap your meat stick with toilet paper as to not get your undies wet. Also, Toilet-paper-cock is substitutible.
I wanted to get the fuck out of there so quick I had to mummy cock my dick to get it dry
by Shitster Adi dot com May 12, 2017
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Cock Boi

(N) asshole; douchebag; impudent little fucker
Jasyn, quit being such a cock boi”
by jblakely June 1, 2022
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Cock Moccasin

Another word for a bare skin condom, or a natural skin condom
My girlfriend hates the feel of latex condoms so I use my cock moccasin's for a more natural feel.
by angelphish October 27, 2020
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Cock Holiday

The day before christmas, a group of men stand over you and jerk their willies off onto you. The phenomenon makes a mistle toe that you get on both knees to get under.
Ruben : Cock Holiday is my favorite holiday
Chris : you fucking fag
by RicardoMandingo December 23, 2020
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Cock glitter

A more friendly and fancy name for spunk, cum, jism ect
I’m gonna come round to the Issac residents and sprinkle my cock glitter
by Daniibumblebee November 27, 2019
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cock

Why are you searching up cock on urban dictionary. you need to be checked out
by Guy man person November 8, 2020
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Cock plug

When you stick your cock in a girls asshole while she is taking a shit
This girl was grinding on me and said she had to take a shit so I cock plugged her
by Ballsinurmouth87969 April 7, 2021
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