Spider-Cock

Guy that shoots webs out of his penis with skills.

AHHH!! IT'S SPIDER-COCK, DON'T WHIP IT OUT PLEASE!!!!

by anonymous May 10, 2024

Hamster cock

An extremely small penis which is mostly prone to be apart of people called Harry.

Random Guy:OMG bro you have such a Hamster Cock!

by Peter-File101 September 8, 2019

Dangaly Cock

The Cock that sways left and right

She was so flabbergasted by his DANGALY COCK.

by starballz November 20, 2022

Exodiums Cock

Exodium/Corbin's fat juicy cock.

Yeah I heard some dumb, flat chested bitch named Zoey Stones leaked Exodiums Cock.

by Furrfag3092 March 1, 2022

Cock Fraud

A man who lies about the size of his penis.

“I’m packing a 17 incher in my pants”

“No you are not Tom, you fucking Cock Fraud”

by Joku Bateman April 19, 2022

Cock muncher

Sibs

Sibs is a cock muncher

by Benjamin ridges December 1, 2019

Suck My Cock

Your best answer to any politically correct snowflake telling you that you shouldn't do something you like because it's "offensive/problematic". In another words, because it hurts the fee-fees of the said snowflake. An equivalent to the classic "Go fuck yourself".

"By what metric are these things unacceptable? If the metric is 'I don't like them', the answer is 'Suck my cock'. ... Because THAT is the exact same motivation as you saying to other people 'You shouldn't wear Halloween costumes'. The basis is, you saying 'I don't like it' and my basis for saying you to 'Suck my cock' is 'I DO like it', both of those just based on what we fucking feel like."

— Sargon of Akkad, regarding Netflix's infamous series known as "Dear White People".

by Ravaging Madman March 5, 2017