Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.

Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome (Professionally abbreviated to FSKS) is a rare physical symptom on mainly mens knees where the knees turn lightly yellow with black lumps which resemble the key patterns of famous cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants. This is caused of a lack of blood flow in the fingers which cause the ears, nipples, toes, nose and especially the knees which is what causes the knees to turn pale and slightly yellow. The black lumps on the knees can cause slight irritation but nothing more.

“The new born baby is born with Freaky SpongeBob Knee Syndrome.”

by SonnyK December 23, 2024

The Narbeh Syndrom

this is when you become sped and when you cant control your lavashak addiction. Narbeh was born in tehran and drinks chai all day, this syndrom gets spread very fast.

omg did you get The Narbeh Syndrom from NARBEH last night, i heard it goes in your tutuz first the way to cure is SADAF

by SLAYYYbadass124 June 25, 2022

old hag syndrome

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one who is old enough to be accepted on a neighbourhood facebook group

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one who is over the age of 30

i heard that ur mum is old enough to have old hag syndrome

by kaiandersonsshower April 17, 2021

trump nicotine syndrome

Anyone whose mother seems like she may have smoked and or drank during pregnancy.

I think that guy may have the Trump Nicotine Syndrome (TNS).

by Bobuzan December 9, 2018

Bradlyn Syndrome

When a person who was once didn't have many friends or not seen gets arrested for suspected pedophilic activities

Johnathan's recent actions give sign of Bradlyn Syndrome

by Mayor of Yapsville February 13, 2024

The Crow-Syndrome

An odd phenomenon that describes the way a lad always tend to end in bed with same girl again and again, even though he does not want to. The syndrome is typically activated when a lad needs a consolation bang.

"What up bro, did you pull Clara?"

"Nah fuck man, I woke up in Sophie's bed again"

"Oh shit, you are totally hit by The Crow-Syndrome geezer"

by TheCheekyCherry January 18, 2019