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Sex memes

The most basic and shittest form of memes that people would usually post on sites like reddit, tumblr, or porn websites that would usually end up unfunny 90 percent of the time. Typically by horny people who wished to be laid trying their very hard take at being funny by using sex topics to fill their desires, sometimes with incest, hentai, or groomer bait slapped on it.

Some would usually contain gifs from existing pornography movies, the other genre "fucked up porn memes" where it mainly just contains language meant to be offensive to the reader or just outright cuckoldry or misogyny slapped on it.

Usually the "sex memes" would probably contain this type of text formula:

Me when I go to (Insert place) and fuck (Insert some close partner/relative/friend) while she/he was (Insert everyday thing) and then (Insert sex act).
Example for average sex memes:

"Me when I go to Walmart and sex my girlfriend while she was scrolling around and then ask to go to dress rooms and said yes and then cum over and look at me:"

*NICECOCK.PNG*

Or neither just an overused Yomamma joke took a step further
by Kilroy wasn't here December 18, 2023
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Butt-Sex Bonnet

When a person has such rough anal sex that the rectum prolapses.
Erika ended up with a Butt-Sex Bonnet after her date Friday night.
by TOTEMIR August 18, 2023
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Mercenary (Sex Position)

Brad and Will banged last night.

What'd they do?

Tender and loving Mercenary.

Mercenary (Sex Position) is gay missionary.
by MercenaryLover69 August 21, 2023
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Sex Ca$h Murda

Greatest rap group of this millenium. Great rappers with sick beats, check them out on Mybrowser and like the page. GrimkeyDawg, Moneyboy and Ca$h.
"You heard that new Sex Ca$h Murda?"
by ynudy August 25, 2023
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Sex Tent

A tent of whatever to protect you from becoming a nonchalant PORNSTAR. No electricks allowed in the tent either.
Babe let’s get in the sex tent.
by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023
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Sex Satellite

SatelliteS that look at your private parts while ur sitting in ur existence.
I was trying to listen to my show and when I spread my legs to stretch I heard a whole hoe say DAYUMMM and that when I knew I was being watched by a sex satellite and and an ugly bitch.
by Whitehotgwap August 27, 2023
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Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.
Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.
by DreamWullf August 31, 2023
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