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Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? 

A question that asks if a society or group is going to join the modern era (A.D.) with technology and advanced ethics or if they are going to live in the Bronze Dark Ages (B.C.) with immoral values such as stoning people to death. A choice between embracing the modern world fully rather than keeping one hand on advanced technology while being barbaric with the other hand. The choice to advance all aspects of a society rather than just the military. Modernization of only some aspects of a society doesn't mix with keeping backwards with the rest, as it just doesn't work.
"It comes down to this Iran, you have a choice to make. do you want the world to be comfortable with you having nuclear weapons or are you going to keep stoning people? Are you gonna go A.D., or are you sticking with B.C.? Cause you're not allowed to be that modern and that primitive at the same time! You have to choose, they don't work together. It's the reason you never see anyone riding a Segway with Fred Flintstone Wheels."- Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, 8th September 2010.
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I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

1.
Usain Bolt's catchphrase before a race , often projected towards the cameras that pan past him at his starting position (well, pose for him - after the Superman and Zeus dramatics) where he will follow a series of cool sayings in that deep Jamaican accent with the phrase itself.
9.58 seconds later, Bolt goes on to the break his own world record by 0.11 seconds.

2. The act of gearing up for something special..something fast that would be quickly over where you get down, put your seatbelt on - look at the person next to you and put a check on them - and roll. And when you do it, you do it cool.
Commentator *In Lane 4 we have Usain Bolt...the World's fastest man. How will be be faring on the final of the World Championships*
*Bolt waves to the crowds, does Superman poses and says 'Jah Man!' every too seconds with a big grin on his face. *Bolt looks towards the cameria*and says :

I'm ready. Are you ready? Let's go!

Commentator *Evidently not the least bit nervouse...And there you have it, he's ready alright*

Commentator *On their lanes....and they go*
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Finish line

Commentator *He's done it again...9.58 ... a new World Record in the 100m.*

This man is unstoppable.
We were ready alright, but not for something this spectacular!

Are you thirsty? 

Preface to "because i have a tall glass of shut the fuck up." Usually directed at someone who wont stop talking, though can be used after someone tells a really bad story.

This formula can be altered, changing the "thirsty" to any number of different adjectives.
Person1: "Hey are you thirsty?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a tall glass of shut the fuck up."

Person1: "Hey are you naked?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because i have a squat wardrobe full of shut the fuck
up."

Person1: "Hey are you hungry?"
Person2: "No..?"
Person1: "Because I have a large #3 combo with a side of shut
the fuck up."
Are you thirsty? by Fibula. March 29, 2009

how are you-er 

When someone, more an online acquaintance than a close friend, greets you on facebook chat or another messaging service with a 'hi, how are you?' and then proceeds to say nothing else (occasionally a 'what are you up to?' MAY follow).
how are you-er: hey
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.
how are you-er by Vikingnz March 28, 2011

Why Are you What? 

Can be used to ask why someone is on your case about something, tell them to get off of your case, or to ask someone why they are being stupid.
Someone is being rude to you, so you reply, "Why are you what man?!"
Why Are you What? by 231 Crew April 14, 2004

Why are you a bitch

Someone who hates themselves and everyone around them.
Q:Come on Susie why are you a bitch?

A:She hasn't had dick for a week.
Why are you a bitch by WUAB December 4, 2018

are you 💅🏻? 

Are you 💅🏻? Is a way if asking someone (mostly men) if they are gay
Person 1 (male): hey that guy is hot do you think his 💅🏻
Person 2 (female): idk go ask them
Person 1 (male): hey i was wondering are you 💅🏻?
Person 3 (male): yes

Person 1 & 2: *start making out*
are you 💅🏻? by Peppa.pig.lol February 13, 2021