heads will roll

people will be dismissed, punished, ruined, etc

If any of you violate the dress code again, heads will roll.

by Light Joker November 20, 2005

potato with the weird haircut

describes the appearance and behavior of the internet homo Dan Howell also known as @danisnotonfire

"who is that potato with the weird haircut?"

"that must be Dan Howell!"

pls do not bully the poor vegetable.

by lovesphan1948 July 19, 2016

You're Winner!

Phrase used in Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing. Used in Internet-speak as a sarcastic congratulation.

History:

The game was developed in Russia, and hastily released on the PC. It is one of the worst games ever made on the PC. Netjak.com gave it a 0 out of 10 in every category.

Upon completion of the race (In version 1.0 the opposing truck would never move.) and the phrase "You're Winner!" along with a mysterious 3-handled trophy appear on-screen to let you know that, you are the winner.

"I tied my shoes today!"
"Really? You're Winner!"

by MC Grammar March 23, 2004

Yankee With No Brim

The greatest hat of all time. It's a yankee baseball cap that has had the brim removed.

Whoah!!! The Yankee with no brim!

by BruhMoment1738 April 10, 2020

Ed Witten

Theoretical Physicist at the Institute of Advanced Study, Princeton. In 2004, Time magazine wrote that Witten was "generally considered the greatest theoretical physicist in the world."

Most people consider him to be Einstein's successor.

He's a really smart guy: developed much of string theory.

Dang it! Even Ed Witten couldn't figure out how to use this remote control.

"What's String Theory?"
"Ask Ed Witten, dumbass"

by Iknownothingabouteverything May 14, 2012

windows halflife

The logarythmic degradation of a windows operating system. The longer you use windows, the slower it gets. Windows changes from operational to sluggish, to annoying, to unusable.

Windows XP has a half-life of about 9 months, after which it becomes annoying to use and a format is in need to make it run properly

by frickendevil January 15, 2005

Wizam

Word to describe Marijuana.

Do you want to smoke some {wizam}?

by Paul Little Joe February 26, 2009