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Watch Superbad

To "Watch Superbad" is to lay down hold your girlfriend and tell her how much you love her. Possibly with a bit of boob holding but mostly kissing her and telling her she means the world to you and that your life is so much better with her.
Hey babe you wanna "Watch Superbad"?
by User_Generated April 27, 2024
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dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.
1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...
by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017
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Watch your A’s

A term used for when you are likely to be kicked out of a GTA Online game if you click your A button (The dame button as your standard sprint button).

Grand Theft Auto V’s shitty party connectivity system will surely ruin your day.
Warmonger: I just bodied this fettle child
Ironclad: Watch your A’s
Warmonger: *While sprinting, gets dragged into another session*
Ironclad: Yeah
by FCNF Warmonger November 18, 2019
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Watch Parent

A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'
ugh, my mom is such a Watch Parent, for dessert she lets me have one organic gummy bear!
by mayokiwi November 15, 2014
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Sleep Watching

A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?

Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.

Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?

Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.

Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.

Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.

Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?

Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')

(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)

Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!

Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
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watching frozen

a euphemistic term meaning having sex, usually whilst watching a movie.
"Me and my girlfriend are gonna have a quite night in watching frozen..."
by noodlez124 April 26, 2014
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car and watch disease

A disease in which a person spends the majority of their time thinking about cars and watches
Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”

Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
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