Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

adhd watching

When you're watching a show but you have adhd & can't focus so you do other stuff with the show in the bg

me adhd watching The Simple Life by typing this

by Superjuliam May 20, 2023

watch another movie

Similar to read another book, this is the appropriate response to any stupid political analogy, using a movie instead of a book as a reference point. This can apply to any movie, but since the Harry Potter series also has movies, it can be used here as well.

Dumbass: Mike Pence is like Snape!
Normal person: Oh my god, watch another movie!

by Florisgrad June 26, 2025

is the fbi watching

THEY ARE HERE
HELP

IS THE FBI WATCHING
THEY ARE

THE FBI ARE ONTO ME
HELP

by dsgfawregvdf December 18, 2023

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

Your idea stinks

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.

by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019

Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone

Peak Discord Server with about 20 People who actually know modding

Tim:Did you see what the people in Yo-kai Watch Modding Zone are Cooking?
James:No, What are they cooking, they probably wouldn’t be cooking as much if it weren’t for Tinifan
Tim:They are making… ACTUAL MODS

by HeartyAlexander October 30, 2023

winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

by snugiraffe June 27, 2020