waffle jump

Abrupt change in topic of conversation or thought through triggered words

It comes from the idea that men's brains work like waffles, everything has a category.

Where as a woman's brain works like noodles, everything is connected.
When I man tries to think like a woman, he has to jump waffles squares to keep up.

Vickey: what's a good resturant?
Sam: have you been to that new Chinese place on main?

Vickey: I FORGOT TO PAY MY SUBCRIPTION TO WOW
Sam: woah waffle jump much?
Vickey: sorry you said "main" which made me think of my main character on WOW which reminded me I forgot to renew my subscription

by paleandmale May 25, 2014

Country waffle

After having sex with a relative you smell your finger

Damn bubba, me and Jenny just had a country waffle last night

by Phat dino March 6, 2021

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Waffle Time

Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.

Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.

by AsianGhetto March 27, 2010

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

White Waffle

A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.

I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.

by Jacksmywaffle January 15, 2011