by Kyle Eckenrodt December 7, 2005
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Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...
Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?
Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...
Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.
Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-
ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.
Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...
But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.
Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...
You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Let me put it strait for you. Were not the worst country in the world...sort of...
Sure we have a pretty curropt gorvernment but lets be honest, who the hell doesn't?
Yeah we think europe is a country...stupidly often...
Wait is it a country? *looks in "Our Dumb World" Atlas* Okay it is confirmed to me it is NOT a country.
Sure we have a more extremist religion ideology than Rome ever will but hey it's...just an idea right? What's the harm of... an... ide-
ANYWAY! HEY! We were founded on freedom! Even though...pretty much all of the countries in Europe have it too. Including Japan...Canada...and a few.. others. But! We were first! I think. Even though blacks were slaves and women were... Nevermind.
Okay fine were pretty bad... and stupid... and hypocritical... and taking credit where it isn't due...
But lets be honest were better than places like Africa and the middle east.
Even though it's stupid to compare them becuase they're both massively different...
You know what? Fuck you, I'm out of here!
Dot.
Dot.
Dot.
Here's you god damn example!
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!
Good now your ears are bleeding.
Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!
Assholes...
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GETTIN DOWN ON FIRDAY!
Good now your ears are bleeding.
Oh and the word United States becuase Urban Dictionary said so!
Assholes...
by Random Shenanigans June 29, 2011
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Get the Man United mug.1: Largest economy in the world.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.
I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.
I also smoke marijuana.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.
I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.
I also smoke marijuana.
by foam August 23, 2006
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