by ChiselBearchest September 21, 2013
Get the butt unicorn mug.A Space Unicorn is the sexual act achieved by taking a dump in a bag and then freezing the turd while trying to make the shape of a unicorn horn. You then take the frozen turd and stab an unsuspecting victim in the stomach with it and then proceed to have sex with the hole.
"Did you hear about that sexual predator that only got off by doing space unicorns? And not the happy kind either.
by Not The Real Chuck Norris April 16, 2019
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Someone who tells crazy stories about when they were drunk or partying, but nobody actually sees them partying ever.
A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.
Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.
Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
Unicorn- dude when I was with my boys, their so crazy, we got arrested for pissing on some guys porch, we were so drunk, i remember everything. I hooked up with an Asian chick, i was wasted.
You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
by Dillallo95 March 29, 2010
Get the Unicorn mug.v. the act of a person crapping on their partner's forehead and getting it the stick. One can also test balance by prancing around the room.
by Bob20 February 15, 2005
Get the unicorn mug.A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."
"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
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drink it and your part magical.. and you can do anyhting..magiacll..
"duddee you just scored somee unicorn blood."
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"
"DUDE!! that shit is so rare"
"iknoww! how sick is this?"
by chirssy June 26, 2007
Get the unicorn blood mug.Don't call it a horse; it's a unicorn. It's mythical, magical mysterious, not plain. It has wings like a pegasus and a nice white coat. It grants wishes and prances inthe rain. It came around in 8000 BC. Noah's ark wasn't built b4 it. Do you think its not real? Full house; it's in the background fool. Eating grass all day; partying all night. It'll grant your wish right before your eyes. They hide in your hills and eat all your apples. They also write the facts on youur Snapples. You can thank them later for that.
by ;3; July 12, 2011
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