Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets

Fuzzy little crickets that bite hard leaving bumps and zits in the crotch region of men and women.
These animals are transmitted from dirty women while having intercourse. If a male is bitten it is because they jump off the female, bite the male and then jump back on to the females pubic hair region.
For females to rid of these, they must shave their pubic region completely.

OUCH! I think I was bitten by Sabre Tooth Crotch Crickets!

by SILENT311 May 12, 2009

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toothless smile

Slang for a vagina. Popular in Denmark and Sweden.

On the first date, most girls won't allow anyone to touch their toothless smile.

by SteveInDenver February 17, 2008

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Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt

An idiotic, immature, egotistical git who likes to backstab her "best-friend". She also likes to have sexual intercourse with boys who are missing teeth. Then, she likes to run her mouth and talk complete nonsence when she knows that the person she's talking about could whoop her ass.

Ex.

The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.

Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.

by cahoonie b February 14, 2009

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toothpasting

The act of rubbing your nipples with toothpaste to get high.

Toothpasting is cheaper than smoking weed.

by Lord Lolland October 16, 2012

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Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins March 28, 2009

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