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rape tool

N: A penis or other item used to facilitate rape and terrorize women.
John was tried in court because he forced his rape tool inside multiple women.
by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015
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tool

A tool is many things it can be used to build stuff.
It can be a person who says the wrong shit.
It can be an anonym for cool.
The most common explanation is that it's referred to a poser.
However most of the labelers of this word commonly have a spec in their eye when they label tools. Most people throw the term around so much without realizing that they're an idiot. Conicedently, another defination for tool is someone who doesn't realize they're an idiot. Which means, that most people who use the word tool are tools themselves. Proabably most people (not me) who post on this site about the urban defination of the word tool are coincidently tools.
(Sees a guy wearing a shirt with a message) Hey why the fuck are you wearing that shirt you fucking tool! Poser!(Doesn't realize that the shirt is portraying a completely different message).
by Whopper Head December 23, 2007
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tool

1. a completely idiotic person
2. someone you want to take the piss out of constantly
"what would you do if we all just died or somethomg, or a mass murderer walked in?"
"TOOL"
by JordAN ROUtledgE February 28, 2008
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tool bait

one who draws in tools
Tom: "Brandon brings the weirdest kids to our lunch table. It's embarrassing."

Matt: "Yeah he's what you call tool bait."
by iCoinedThat1199 December 20, 2009
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toolette

A female verision of a tool.
A toolette is someome who lacks the mental capacity to know she is being used by someone. A fool. Characterized by low social knowledge and high insecurity. Someone who tries too hard. a poser.
-Girls who pout and stick out their tongue in pictures, and post and tag 50000 of those pictures on facebook
girl: Why did you not answer the question?
toolette: Because I don't want to look smart. I want to be cool!
-Girls who act hyper and super nice so she wants other people to think that she is a good person.
girl: Yeah, so I dumped him infront of all of his friends. I did the wham of love
toolette: SCADOOOSH. You just slampwhamed the douchpurse!
girl: what?
toolette: "Omg...everyone is wearing Brown Ugg boots and tight legging. OFF TO THE MALL!!!"
by CLLSEHY December 27, 2010
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mike tooley

A brilliant soccer player with a shot like Von Nistelrooy.
by mike tooley August 18, 2003
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tool

Another term for penis or dickhead.
I thought a tool was something you made stuff with.

Yes, that's called babies.
by mr.boredom October 26, 2006
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