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Twitter

An app where mentally ill people live.
Person 1: Yo did you see what happened on Twitter?

Person 2: Ew no! I'd rather stay sane than go on that app!
by JaredDingleDwarf May 15, 2023
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twitter

a website where you can't have an opinion. you're not allowed to share opinions, jokes, or use the godforsaken term "freedom of speech". there are three types of twitter users. one; the unproblematic user. it's self-explanatory, just look at the name. two; the troll. take these types of users tweets or profiles with a grain of salt. it's all satire and isn't meant to be taken seriously. three; the crybabies. these users are usually found in the "over parties" or can be found wherever you see an opinion. they can't take jokes while simultaneously make jokes themselves. they take offense easily and usually trigger a reaction from more and more people... creating a thread of comments. crybaby users are usually part of stan twitter. especially kpop stans on twitter.
person one: man, i got attacked on twitter because i called kpop kpoop... it was a fucking joke.
person two: that's just twitter for you.
by strwberrylipgloss September 25, 2020
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Twitter

A social media platform that got ruined by turning into X
Dude: Hey wanna use Twitter?
Dude 2: Its X now bro
by jaxxiebear13 August 1, 2023
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pop punk twitter

pop punk twitter is a wild place. its a place where Kpop Stans constantly are in some kind of drama with parxies. Where artists can talk to and get along/make fun of fans. It takes a while to get into. You might download Twitter once, not really see the point of it and get bored then delete it. Then you re download it a couple of months later and become addicted. Before you know it your profile picture is Tyler Joseph and your bio is some lyrics to a Green Day song.
Stan #1: did you hear about what's going on in pop punk twitter?
Stan #2: ya dude that shits crazy there's beef going on with so many artists
by BrendonIsKing September 22, 2019
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Twitter Response

When somebody provides a valid constructive criticism against something, wether generally speaking or in an argument, and then the other party, either who the criticism was directed towards or somebody who affiliates themselves with the critiqued party, responds to the criticism with a response which completely disregards everything the critic said and tries to offend and / or shut up the critic.
"When he said 'Ok but who asked?', that was such a Twitter Response."
by BloxedRetro October 3, 2021
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Twitter Funnel Effect

When two people on the Twitter platform have two contradictory opinions, only for someone to say that the same two opinions came from one entity; thus the person labeling that entity as a walking contradiction.
Person 1: Why is it that Twitter thinks that cats are great, but then says that cats are the worst creature on Earth?
Person 2: Dude, I think that’s just the Twitter Funnel Effect in play. Those are Tweets from two different people.
by FoxofGrey April 3, 2024
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Twitter

A place that i can't fucking ignore at night, all the fucking notifications, god help me.
Twitter is fucking killing me, send help, i need therapy.
by Swervzy September 24, 2019
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