twat rod

cock

ooh- crikey! he fucked me senseless with his twat rod

by andrew james robertson esq. June 6, 2003

ham twat

A vagina that is very large in size, like a christmas ham.

Yo dude, right before i fucked her, i saw her hairy ham twat.

by Random Ass Terrence June 6, 2005

Ass Twat

When the vagina and ass are connected by on single crack that runs completely between the legs. Also the name that people call each other when regular cuss words just arent enough.

Mark has an Ass Twat. Mark your a stupid Ass Twat!

by j3tzfan November 3, 2012

twat shot

What seperates good porn from bad art. A full view of what makes a woman a woman.

There aint no twat shots. It's crappy porn and shitty art.

by benther July 17, 2011

Twat Stick

1) a annoying person
2) a tampon

see also: twat, tampon - put tha 2 2gether u get.....TWAT STICK

1) some1 who annoys u.. ex: Damn, why is jimmy complaining all tha time he is such a twat stick.
2) a wounderfull device that soaks up blood

by jt-where July 7, 2004

turtle twat

the genitals of a female turtle

i haven't felt a turtle twat that tight since i broke into the zoo

this is the wettest turtle twat i felt since margaret thatcher sat on my face

by kris! April 24, 2007

twat-nav

Female that can read a map. A cheaper, less-reliable way of navigating.

"I dont need a TomTom, I gotta Twat-Nav."

by Eddie Van Basten July 18, 2007