Lithuanian Testicle Tug

A game in which two or more people hang weights on their testicles (must be 10 kg or more) and jump vigorously. One by one, each person's ball sack will tear, and the last person with testicles wins.

"Yo guys you wanna play a game of Lithuanian Testicle Tug?"

by Gay_faggot_swag25 February 7, 2025

Dan-tastic

Being hostile, aggressive, flat-out rude and borderline-racist, while having fun doing so.

Adam was feeling Dan-tastic today!

by BreakComps February 21, 2025

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025

Kinetic Testicle Maxxing

When you maximize the potentiol of your testicles inner volume upon forcing kinetic blunt trauma on your testicle, through which your testicles gain more volume, because of the blood and seropurulent that starts to fill them.

Hey bud, have you heard of Kinetic Testicle Maxxing?

Yea bruh, my balls be squeaky as shit since I started

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

wife tasting

Performing oral sex on your wife.

My wife set her wine glass on the tasting room bar, gave me that look, and said "How about you take me home for a good wife tasting?"

by Not Martian May 9, 2025

Sexoward Testicles

Sexoward Testicles is a character made for a canceled Friday Night Funkin' mod "Nightmare Squidward Madness". He's a mix of Squidward Tentacles and Losyash from Smeshariki, and he'll fuck yo hoe

This Sexoward Testicles dude was amazing, such a shame he became forlorn.

by anonymous4chanfunkin August 1, 2025

Turbulent Testicles

Something you say after scoring a baddie

Chris: “Turbulent testicles!”
Avery: “Aw, thanks baby”

by Bread boiii September 2, 2025