turkey and gravy

a variation of slapping the ham. the action of slapping your erect boner against your womens ass, and then blowing your gravy juices all over and in her crack. in some foreign countries this is actually considered a tradional meal served when trying to make babies. like a mating dance of some sort

"That turkey and gravy was delicious last night, my tongue was all up in that crack"

by Nick Deezy December 17, 2008

The Golden Turkey

The act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male's testicles from behind.

Sarah totally just gave me The Golden Turkey...

OH man!!! Did you see that? Sarah gave Ryan The Golden Turkey!

I went to grab Ryan's ass and accidentally slipped him The Golden Turkey..

by 13Cat13 January 24, 2011

plucked turkey

A plucked turkey is when your pubic region grows back after shaving.

"Oh god, Check out that plucked turkey!"

by Dale Hay May 13, 2006

Crotch Turkey

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009

My Turkey

Your boyfriend, who happens to bite your booty like a turkey.

I was walking up the stairs and My Turkey bit my booty.

by GingerGenius'Turkey October 18, 2008

awkward turkey

a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).

A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"

by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

Wild Turkey

It is an accidental crap, in turd form, taken during sex.

Me and the lady were doing the deed last night when I let wild turkey slip out my ass.

by Boobash12 January 19, 2008