The proper manner in which to describe the penis as it eagerly anticipates butt sex with the best wife ever!!!
by Freemilk March 11, 2020
Get the turd talonmug. by Natertater1633 November 14, 2020
Get the ass turdsmug. the kind of person who likes to wake up in the morning to get things done, but rather lays in bed entertaining harrowing and negative thoughts like whether their parents love them in a sort of cynical, half-hazed slumber
by The-real-cobra-queen September 5, 2019
Get the morning turdmug. Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
Get the turd wannabesmug. by knowbodynos December 20, 2016
Get the turd nuggetmug. A small rodent type weasel/mouse who is often shown to be present by the droppings (feces) left behind.
by Bufort T Cockles October 29, 2018
Get the Turd weaselmug. Jimmy: Hey I just ate the last of the cake!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!
Lauren: It was my cake! I wanted it!
Jimmy: Ohh well.
Lauren: Your a turd yacht!
by xthexfilipinox January 4, 2011
Get the Turd Yachtmug.