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vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
by ashmashedpotatoes November 30, 2013
mugGet the vapor turdmug.

murder turd

When someone is experiencing opioid- induced constipation to the extent death is likely.
I heard Elvis died from murder turd.
by Murder turd May 16, 2016
mugGet the murder turdmug.

Gay turd

When someone takes to much cum in their ass and you poop out sperm
Last night was wild with Mark, I had a crazy gay turd this morning!
by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021
mugGet the Gay turdmug.

Fish turd

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.
Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
by bepis with no b May 9, 2018
mugGet the Fish turdmug.

turd wannabes

Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
My DADS this morning was awful; it consisted mostly of water, pizza, and turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
mugGet the turd wannabesmug.

Turd Burgundy

A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
John:
" Me and Lisa did a turd burgundy last night but my cape was still dirty from the last time".
by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021
mugGet the Turd Burgundymug.

Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011
mugGet the Turd Molestermug.

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