A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
by ashmashedpotatoes November 30, 2013
Get the vapor turdmug. by Murder turd May 16, 2016
Get the murder turdmug. by L.A. 31 June 14, 2021
Get the Gay turdmug. Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
by bepis with no b May 9, 2018
Get the Fish turdmug. Loosely held together feces that is too solid to be considered diarrhea yet too divided and "small-chunkish" to be considered a turd. These inferior poop chunks are notoriously known for the pain and uncomfortable feeling they give. Since they consist mainly of water and generally have low-poo density (see Type 5 and 6 on the Bristol Stool Scale) these "fluffy pieces with ragged edges" will definitely sour the remainder of the day. Being in relationships to alcohol, these chunks almost always making an appearance during a DADS. Worse yet, they are forever jealous of the their more popular turd brethren. They are turd wannabes.
by Idontfunkwithyou March 13, 2015
Get the turd wannabesmug. A sexual act in which the receiving party does a full split and watches nickelodeon while their partner masturabes themselves from a closet wearing a superman cape
by Jeremy Asia man May 23, 2021
Get the Turd Burgundymug. by coeurkrahe April 3, 2011
Get the Turd Molestermug.