That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
-"Man, incense."
-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"
-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
by uttttyler April 19, 2011
A person who lazy, unorganized, and messy. One who just throws anything and everything where ever and is content with leaving it there.(i.e. 'throws shit everywhere')
Person 1: "I hear you guys got a new mechanic in the shop"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
Person 2: " Sure did, his name is Marshall"
Person 1: "Same guy who worked over in Byers"
Person 2: "Yep, what you know"
Person 1: " Good luck, he used to be my old roommate, dudes a turd hurdler "
Person 2: "Well crap, just got rid one those"
by BeanBuddy86 August 11, 2016
Mikey: Yo I had to pull my turd out by a piece of hair this morning!
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
Derek: Now thats what we call a string turd my friend...
by logandaman0809 June 28, 2022
He is definitely a most turd literate guy!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2023
A thick, sticky turd with the consistency of clay. Usually ends up stuck in the hairs between your buttcheeks and takes forever to clean up.
by ahwitab May 29, 2015
Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.
by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020
The repeated motion of standing up/sitting back down on the toilet while trying to assess if ones bowel movement has run its course.
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
Named after its similarity to a person with vertigo attempting to stand up after being seated.
Also known as "Turdigo".
by njjg May 09, 2011