Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

Waffle Merchant

A person who tells you a story about something that never happened and talks literally through their hole. More shite coming out their mouth than their arse in life.

Wow did you hear what Killa Toges said to me the other day about him flying to Australia for a weekend?

A proper waffle merchant !!

by OnDaSauce January 30, 2023

Twat waffle

A kind of rude person, usually used to break ice or stop and argument.

Twat wafflery may also be used for a more comical affect.

You sir, are a twat waffle.

What that kid over there did was sheer twat wafflery.

by Foxx~Fire August 18, 2009

Waffle Time

Something that either tastes good, is good, or is awesome.

Those crepes we had yesterday were so waffle time.

by AsianGhetto March 27, 2010

whiffle waffle

To sneeze in someone else's mouth

You did a whiffle waffle in my mouth!

by Matt_Himself July 21, 2008

butt waffle

A waffle excreted by anal orphus.

An alternative to the phrase douche bag

Shut up you dumb ass butt waffle

by Siegasaurus June 29, 2007

White Waffle

A sexual act when a man ejaculates in to a waffle iron thus making a white waffle. The, he feeds it to his partner.

I made my girl a high protein white waffle last night. She loved it.

by Jacksmywaffle January 15, 2011