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Hoho Meat

The substance found in the clogged arteries of the big fat fatty that just dropped dead of a heart attack.
Doctor, what was the cause of death?

It was a heart attack due to Fatty McFatfat's arteries being clogged with hoho meat.
by lowdogman July 28, 2011
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meat beanie

Mother; I don't want our son to be circumcised.
Father; Fine, I guess he's going to have a meat beanie.
by Jhalika January 7, 2014
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Meat Creeper

Meat Creeper: What a guy encounters when he slides his hand up the leg of what he previously thought was a woman.
Dude, I had the scare of my life with that chick from the party last night.

The unusually tall one?

Yeah, she wasn't what I thought.

What, you had a rendezvous with the Meat Creeper?
by shakerrr March 14, 2011
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Beat the meat

The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023
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Meat Muffler

1. The rectal opening

2. pooper
3.A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the entrance for oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, kitchen accessories, appendages, etc. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

4. Where GAY people show their love!

5.Term used to describe the silencing of gas build up upon expulsion through ones anus.
man that girl had a tight-ass meat muffler!
by cowhead330 March 12, 2011
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Side Meat

Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.
Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!

Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.
by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022
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meat tampon

The name of the male member engaged in sexual intercourse during the female's menstrual cycle.
"It was her time of the month so I slipped her my meat tampon"
by bigdogzcok February 7, 2014
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