Ass Titties

sagging, out of shape butt cheeks, usually seen on aging women

I don't think that woman should be wearing a skirt that short. Her ass titties were showing!

by Andrea Baker October 10, 2009

titty elbow

The art of brushing up against a woman's breast using your elbow. Usually done in crowded areas (bars, clubs, sporting events).

Note: More often than not, guys will keep score throughout the event.

As Denise passed by, I pretended to read my watch to put myself in easy position for a titty elbow.

by nyr_rob September 10, 2007

titty bear

(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.

Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.

Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.

by thatdarnjasmine February 25, 2011

mama titties

An exceptional pair of breasts on a very attractive woman who has children.

"Wow, Joe. That lady down at Grand Mart has the most amazing mama titties I've ever seen!"

by geurillawarfare June 1, 2013

Pizza Titties

A word pioneered by my father, Michael. Pizza titties are a pair of woman's breasts that when they have grown to outrageous proportion as to project out from the chest over a foot in length you may rest a pizza on them. In basic terms, titties so big that You could successfully place a pizza on them without the pizza falling off and proceed to eat the entire pizza.

Did you catch that episode of Dog the Bounty Hunter last night!? His wife's has the biggest Pizza Titties I've ever seen!!

by DontSpaceCakes October 28, 2013

titty cocoon

When you're motorboating a girl and other titties just materialize out of nowhere, from every direction, wrapping you in a cocoon of titties.

A cocoon of titties, PRESSED ALL UP IN YOUR FACE!

Manny got trapped in a titty cocoon, now we call him The Quad.

by TheTom December 21, 2013

Tittie drop

Hold tittie, fire shoulder back. And drop tittie on someone's face.

I tittie dropped that bitch

by Face wipes August 8, 2019