tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.
Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!
by QuacksO September 04, 2022
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trailer tongue

The practice of oral sex while chewing tobacco at the same time.
Like a peppermint patty but with a snus.

Trailer park girls have given us the trailer tongue
by nofear September 30, 2013
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Speak in tongues

To speak your thoughts out loud, seemingly from your subconscious.

Talking your native lingo. It may be understood by hometown homies, but to most it will sound like mumbo jumbo
Cow: You mumble a lot
Zebra: Nah I just speak in tongues.
Cow: What the hell does that mean.?
Zebra: My brain got bypassed
by Banana Beeswax March 26, 2020
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speak in tongues

Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
by QuacksO August 07, 2019
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Skank Tongue

That feeling on your tongue you get several hours after you give someone a bj and haven't brushed your teeth
Late in the work day on a zoom call, Jeanna noticed that she had skank tongue from her lunch hour.
by Tensharlot May 13, 2020
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Dual Tongue

When you have two tongues instead of 1 and the second one is pointy and 20 ft long and makes you growl and eat stuff.
Guy 1: That guy is Dual Tongued!
Guy 2: HAHAGRRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRRHAHAGRRRRRRRRRR
by W Rich January 20, 2021
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Yoshi tongue

When a man’s sack and balls dangle out from his shorts, thus resembling Yoshi’s outstretched tongue when he tries to catch and eat Goombas in Mario.
“Did you see that guy’s Yoshi tongue”

“Yeah, must be trying to catch him some Goombas
by Ed word Murphy June 22, 2022
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