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Mariano Law

When you are doing something but talking about something else at the same time; so you’re not fully engaged in what you’re doing, however, somehow you are doing above average at that thing you’re doing.
PERSON 1: “…and that’s my life story.”

PERSON 2: “holy shit dude how did we just win that match?! We weren’t even trying.”

PERSON 1: “That’s Mariano Law, baby.”
by Mariano. October 4, 2021
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O'Connell's Law

The amount of junk that accumulates, is directly related to the space available to hold it.
If the house was smaller he would have less junk, O'Connell's Law.

Workshop is a mess. typical case of O'Connell's law
by PaddyinOZ August 18, 2018
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Reed's Law

Reed's law states that "the person who names a thing is often more powerful than the real discoverer."
The Missionary position is a perfect example of Reed's Law, as the position is named after Chester Missionary, an 18th century sex pest, rather than the caveman who invented it 1 million years prior.
by Supercilious Prick December 28, 2021
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IPRED Law

IPRED is a stupid law which arrived the first April in Sweden, the law allows the Swedish government look through your mail, your internet history and various stuff. The law is mostly used to catch bitTorrent-uploaders and pedophiles. The law is mostly nothing to worry about.
Jorgen: I'm afraid I will get caught if I upload this new movie to ThePirateBay.

Greta: No worries, the IPRED Law isn't much to worry about.
by ipren-mannen November 23, 2010
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The Law family

A family of intellectuals, with Georgia Law being the smartest.
They are thinking like The Law Family
by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021
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Nick's Law

When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.
Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.
by Ralf Ralph November 9, 2018
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Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.
They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law
by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020
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