not keeping up with the Jone's

Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your kids education or your retirement.

Why am I not keeping up with the Jone's ? My son and my money both go to Marquette.

by knowman April 12, 2008

Bob Jones University

A Christian university in South Carolina known mostly for it's former policy of banning interracial dating.

Who in the hell would go to a college named Bob Jones University?

by LorgSkyegon November 7, 2004

John Paul Jones

The father of the American navy and America's first sea-faring hero. Rarely confused with his well-known namesake, the bassist of the band Led Zeppelin.

John Paul Jones has not yet begun to fight.

by kt_mcq January 12, 2009

lovely one jones

An amazing Christian woman who has appeared on Yahoo news stories, Twitter and You Tube to promote Christ.

Lovely One Jones is the best religious blogger on Yahoo, although some people say that she is a troll.

by Coolest of the Cools November 6, 2013

Bob Jones University

A University mainly in that it calls itself one. It is not accredited.

He's not really a college graduate, he went to Bob Jones University.

by Whistler March 3, 2005

davy jones locker

the bottom of the ocean.
as heard on spongebob or sailor slang

I'm gonna send your ship to davy jones locker!

by mr. pink January 10, 2005

jones middle school

the worst fucking middle school. everyone is racist af and fake. the teachers fucking hate specific kids and the drama is fucked up. dont go here you will get bullied by some shithead

jones middle school summarized:
jms student 1: hey

jms student 2: shut yo dumbass up you want to fight u fat fuck

by jmsdefinition October 26, 2019