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Clock Spider

An outdated meme that has somehow begun trending again for no discernable reason.
John: Yo, why the hell did Pepe become such a hit again? It died like three years ago.
Jason: Yeah, it's such a Clock Spider, dude.
by CallousedCalcium December 12, 2016
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Clock

Circle with numbers and 2 black sticks that move
“I saw a circle with numbers and two sticks that move today” “that’s a clock Karen”
by Potatocheespart June 12, 2018
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clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".
Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?
by Fairhart January 23, 2017
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clock-down

clock-down basically means 'hands down' or 'honestly'.

you normally use it when you need to say something like for real.
"how did the marathon go?"
"good but now I'm clock-down dead"
(meaning they ran the marathon and now they're really tired)
by chargingport August 6, 2023
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clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.
clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.
by sushi & mars December 24, 2020
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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
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