salted zanky

when one puts a spicy substance on their penis.

jayson salted zanky ed while eating mexican food.

by billferd January 1, 2014

salts

s.a.l.t.s is from tiktok. only elite tiktokers know it but it means smiled a little then stopped

timmy: omg look at this funny video!! you:salts

by mpax73 June 9, 2020

Usain Salt

When someone is super quick to get upset about something.

Why are you so upset?! I said it like 2 seconds ago Usain Salt.

by HoOdehZA November 20, 2017

Salt and Pepper

Referring to an old man or old woman’s pubic hair, due to the mix of darker color and graying hair.

Holy shit, I saw my dad’s nuts yesterday and he’s already got salt and pepper man!

by kenjatime May 28, 2020

salt rim

Getting your salad tossed while being in the ocean

I thought it was a fish in my shorts but realized I was get salt rimmed by my girlfriend

by reverebeachkid November 23, 2015

Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge

The Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge, also known as the John Mulaney Challenge, is a challenge where a person must listen to the song "What's New Pussycat?" by Tom Jones 20 times* in succession, except for when "It's Not Unusual" plays after the seventh one. If you stop the song at any time for any reason, you lose.

*Though the challenge officially says 21 times, there was actually 21 songs played in total at the time, and one was "It's Not Unusual," so there's really 20 times that "What's New Pussycat?" plays.

Slamming your desk/table and yelling "GOD DAMMIT!" when the eighth one begins is also required.

Person 1: *Slam* "GOD DAMMIT!"

Person 2: "Bro, what the fuck is your problem?"
Person 1: "I'm doing the Salt & Pepper Diner Challenge. I've reached the eighth loop."
Person 2: "Oh, right. Carry on."
Person 1: "...But because you interrupted me, I have to start over."
Person 2: "I'm terribly sorry. I won't disturb you again."

by Ubeenbamboozledson October 28, 2022

Salt bae

THAT SALT BAE POSITION

AWW that the salt bae

by KICIA666 February 28, 2023