"Now, are we men or are we mice?"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
"I'd actually prefer to be a mouse, but that's just my opinion."
"You were supposed to say men, you halfwit-"
by finn for the win July 28, 2018
Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019
The bipartisan act of politicians collaborating behind closed doors to scheme how they’ll make money—whether through insider trading, corruption, or fear-mongering. Much like how animators have been sitting on Mickey Mouse parodies, waiting for Disney’s copyright to expire, politicians wait for key policies to “expire” so they can manipulate the public and cash in.
A Republican and a Democrat share a toast at a Michelin Star restaurant. “Looks like Roe v. Wade’s expiration is coming up,” one chuckles. “Time to milk the outrage cycle for another term,” the other replies, as they launch into some Mickey Mouse Politics.
by ArrBaby February 21, 2025
Making a mistake. Chocking in sports context. Doing something very stupid. Originated by Tony Kornheiser on his podcast and expounded from there.
With bases loaded the star player was hoping to not flush the mouse by watching a fastball right down the middle.
by Iskifast March 20, 2024
Stony Brook was in the lead, but then those choking dogs did what they do best, Flush the Mouse, and lost by 22.
by TK’s Littles March 28, 2024