The Sesh crews dad. That either funds most of the Sesh. Or makes sure no one dies. Same as a sesh mum. But a little more masc and financially stable.
by Sesh daddy May 28, 2019
by SacredGhost October 22, 2017
by Jgravel February 24, 2018
A boisterous middle aged man who often enjoys cycling, particularly in ridiculous tight pink Lycra whilst screaming as loud as he can to draw as much attention to himself as possible.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
Common traits include stealing his son’s TV as well as the dog bed which he uses for sunbathing in an attempt to lure the household dog back to his local gym. Once successful, he proceeds to perform a handstand by the exercise bikes while screeching signature phrases such as “OOOH YEAH COME OOON!” whilst watching cycling videos on his stolen TV.
He often claims to be 8% body fat yet has not been remotely close since his first Facebook post.
by MantleLikesKids January 05, 2023
by Robpilk July 04, 2017
Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
by MurrMiteFish9 June 28, 2022